The Lazy Ass Host Handbook
A Sensible Guide To Entertaining in Style
Lazy Ass Host Pro Tip:
Buy a bakery cake, rough up the frosting, and Voila! A to-die-for homemade delight. You'll be devoured with admiration.
Lazy Ass Host Pro Tip: One hour before the party: Enjoy a martini, a few tokes and a power nap before guests arrive with dinner!
How to deal with food intolerant drama queens?
Sweetly say: "If you're allergic to everything, just bring a f@#kin' epipen!