WWF Blog 112: 6 Steps to Blogging Success

Are you tired of posting witty, well-crafted, totally awesome #blogs that are read/retweeted by approximately seven people (you, your partner, three family members, one stalker, and a blogging cat with 1.2M followers)?

Abandon all despair with this surefire formula for blogging success guaranteed to get your #blog into the world where it’ll be seen and celebrated!

Your days of shouting into the void are over with these six easy steps:

​1. Print out latest blog. 
2. Get in car.
3. Drive 10 miles over speed limit on highway.
4. Open window.
5. Toss blog out the window with dramatic flair.
6. CHP (California Highway Patrol or your state’s equivalent) will follow you (every follower counts), pull over (don’t resist), AND cite you.

Progress!

Increased follower count AND a Citation for Blogging Excellence (no-one will ask, just list on your Liars Linkedin account). 
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Voila!

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